“People who don’t have a drinking problem don’t sit around wondering whether or not they have a drinking problem.”

surely there are used copies on Amazon?

READ IT. Thru Wizard and Glass at least.

while I don’t mind Elba as Roland at all - and in fact if he kept his British accent it would sorta make sense since Roland is basically royalty - I keep thinking that McConaughey would make a great Roland. Or actually, Javier Bardem would be amazing.

I don’t think of Bay’s Transformers at all when I think of The Transformers. I think of “Look Morbius — It’s Unicron!” And when I think Star Trek, I think of Captain Kirk rising from his chair and clenching his fist as he commands “Fire” in Star Trek VI.

Ya, this reminds me of the people wailing about how devastated they were when Prince died, when the only thing that ever connected them to him was a giant catalog of music, sitting in CDs, and available for purchase, unchanged.

somewhere i probably have an ancient legal pad with my Faxanadu notes written down.

it’s a lot for something that people will use for an hour, tops. what 35-year-old is gonna sit thru even 20 mins of zelda?

while i kinda share your nostalgia and enthusiasm, this kind of buy-it-and forget-it waste is what is filling our landfills with useless garbage.

I’m not saying you’re wrong necessarily, but I don’t remember those applications asking about race.

take away this person’s license for life

Sriracha on eggs is a little strange. If you’re going to go the salsa route, I’d recommend a bottle of vinegar-y hot sauce that you don’t keep in the fridge. Putting cold salsa on hot eggs is terrible. Proper seasoning of the eggs though really eliminates the need for much else.

you and i would be fast friends. i’ve actually asked people to move along so the rest of us can have a little cream.

when a statement begins with “coffee snobs are the worst” the following opinion about coffee is completely meaningless.

have you ever eaten in a restaurant?

NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER PUT PEANUT BUTTER IN THE FRIDGE.

people who put butter in the fridge are animals.

thank holy lord for the hetch hetchy reservoir.

coffee.

yes please.