nope, not at all. but those people are onto something.

holy shit - you’re actually skinnier than me. i’m clocking in at 6'2, 158 lbs. i was all set to disregard your fry sauce recipe here ‘til you mentioned acidity. i’ll allow that, but still, ketchup on eggs? come on, man, you’re basically putting tomato frosting on your eggs.

people that refrigerate peanut butter aren’t actually people

i think it’s insane to put ketchup on anything once you’re over the age of 12.

hmm. carry on, I suppose, but if you’re making your own fries, I’d assume that you’d long ago learned that mayo is a far, far superior fry condiment.

why the f*ck would you own ketchup? ketchup only goes on fries, and when are you making those at home? my god, are you eating frozen fries? or putting ketchup on eggs?

I’ve put milk in my mug before I pour coffee in for about 5 years now. I have developed a complete disdain for people who don’t do the same thing and waste their time, and occasionally mine, stirring their coffee, not to mention the waste of a stirring utensil.

Shit. “Max and Marcellus” is the best show on ESPN radio by far.

also, i’d love to read a defense of “more time spent staring at smartphone is good”

well, duh, that’s kinda the point.

I cannot understand why people actually want to be part of these unthinking masses. I also cannot believe that people actually want to spend MORE time looking at their phones.

hopefully about two more seconds, tops.

if players are paid to play, and academics drops out of their experience at the university, what purpose does it serve for the sports program to be affiliated at all?

i doubt very many academics would disagree that Berkeley is the premier public university in the US.

that makes absolutely no sense. if you’re going to make them pro athletes, then remove football from the college system altogether and make it officially the minor league that it unofficially already is.

commenter didn’t say that at all.

“and there are no easy answers”

You know what would be nice? Not exposing every single foible and mistake normal people make to the whole world’s eyes, just because you have nothing better to post at the moment.

I do this almost every day. Surfers have a whole different relationship with key material and functions than landlubbing normal folks. We have to take a metal key into the ocean with us, so valet keys, or, even better, a key with a separate fob is, well, key.

how fun when that fails, or if you lose your voice...