appreciate the joke, but if you can’t find joy in really good, third-wave coffee then i pity you.

yup, and it’s not even what hipster means.

those aren’t hipsters. those are nerd-chic fashionistas. hipsters are the poor people who used to work in used book stores, wearing shitty clothes from Ross and the Goodwill b/c that’s all they could afford. they wouldn’t dream of owning or driving this ‘yota, or buying expensive-ass glasses.

woah, woah,woah, there’s only room for ONE Val Kilmer-related Kinja burner here.

what the hell, are you INSANE? NEEDLES ARE TERRIFYING.

i’d like to see that list.

that Ford? ew.

I invite you to peruse CL for toyota trucks in NorCal sometime. I routinely see gen-1 Tacomas being sold for $15k. With north of 150k miles.

Those 22res didn’t get great mpgs, necessarily. I got low 20s in my ‘93 if I drove like a grandma. With the 4x4 gas penalty, I doubt this one’s doing a whole lot better than 19/22 or something along those lines.

Is that actually a real school? I thought it was just an excuse to have a football team.

gross. he doesn’t represent me.

hey great, so you live in SF too? we’re doing fine in my house too, but we know that this isn’t the real world here. $100k is a lot of money to the vast majority of people on this earth.

This is great. Can the U of Hawaii Rainbow Warriors please bring back their badass football unis with the rainbow helmets now?

randomly walked in a Margaret Cho standup act in SF. was very bad. very bad.

hey rich guy, know your audience.

oh jeez, hate to tell you but if you think $130k “isn’t that much,” especially for somebody barely 30 years old, you’re inching real, real close to D-bag territory.

multiple opinions my ass.

“Your website comes across as a millennial bipolar ex-girlfriend”

Not even CLOSE to 15 million people in NorCal man.

Sacramento is without question preferable to living in the following NBA cities: