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meters?

simply putting dishes in the dishwasher should not count as “doing the dishes.” that’s bullshit right there.

this is off the charts brilliant.

don’t think it has anything whatsoever to do with race. i work in the surf industry, and i would feel weird if i showed up representing my company just in boardshorts and shirtless and that’s basically our uniform.

HA! That’s pretty good. For the record, I agree that JR Smith should care about how he represents himself and the Cavs more by actually looking like he gives a shit, BUT, I’ve also never tried to fuck the WS trophy.

This is like 90% of other people in this world. Bumbling around, fucking things up, lying about it. Who goes to sleep at like 11 am in the morning?

why is this racist?

Can somebody, anybody explain why it’s NOT immature and lame to go shirtless during parades, getting off a plane for photos, etc., when representing your team?

so a better person than you, basically.

I live in the Bay Area. It is truly, truly amazing that these fucking techholes who all grew up upper middle class and went to great colleges think that they’ve pulled themselves up by the bootstraps and are tenacious achievers overcoming obstacle after obstacle in a bloodthirsty social darwinist jungle.

A hockey team in Las Vegas is why America must never die.

cashew milk tastes just like almond milk tho

surely you can’t feel that way about smokehouse almonds. are you a monster?

How is the PT Cruiser not #s 1-10 on this list?

“At first I was wondering why a mid-sized Minnesota town’s peacekeepers had the impressive array of equipment on display here”

no - you’d be doing it right if you actually looked at the screen and saw that they called Wondo “Ashlyn Harris.”

sounds like you’d love San Diego.

soccer is by far #1.