nah, my MBA is 5 years old now and still works like the day i bought it.

because the hardware is an integral part of the design of the product.

that’s the most impressive baseballing feat I’ve ever seen, period.

How great are those new Padres unis?

What exactly would you say the point of your article is?

They rule so damn hard

My tacoma disagrees and would like a word.

none of what you just wrote applies to the Tacoma.

I just moved my Tacoma from the garage to a space across the street solely so that I could look at it and admire its badassness.

“I’m not sure how a night hanging out with my friends is supposed to stand out as something memorable”

point is, it’s not like any other night because it’s YOUR bachelor party.

Well, true. But I did help butcher and cook the pig. Her name was Hazel by the way, and she was delicious.

and, you know, the whole entire concept. call it whatever the fuck you want. JUST DON’T INVITE YOUR GODDAMN FIANCE.

all its missing is 500 words about how Prince is the greatest musician in known history and how Hannah can’t go on without him even though she bought her first Prince record last night.

my wife is better. she actively hates the idea of bridal showers and did not have one.

i think you’re pretty normal

because they’re supposed to be honoring and celebrating you that night.

lame

it’s not a bachelor/ette party if the fiance is there. i mean, it’s right there in the name of the party. have 5 different reception parties if you want to, just don’t call it a bachelor/ette party if the fiance is there.

because this article is about bachelor/ette parties