that’s normal. my bachelor party was a week-long surf trip to a central american country. baller house on the beach. my wife’s was a one-nighter in big sur drinking wine in a forest.

hate to say this to you, ‘cause from your comments i feel that i’d like you, but as somebody in my late 30s, i have to say that i kinda wish we’d had ww3 a decade ago, just so that millenials would have been drafted en masse, and been either killed or come home as actual fucking adults.

i’d prefer to go to your bachelor party.

doesn’t have to be that way. meet a great wife/husband.

you just had a big party that had nothing to do with bachelor/ette parties.

No, fuck no, this is stupid. Invite girls/guys, whatever, to your bachelor/ette party, but do not make it a stupid fucking joint party. The whole damn point is to revel in singledom ONE LAST TIME. Not infidelity, of course, but being with your people without for whatever reason, taking your soon-to-be spouse’s wishes…

How is any of that a bachelor/ette party? You just had a really long wedding.

isn’t this what the reception is for?

NEVER GO TO A PARTY WITH ANYONE WHO USES THE TERM “GENDER ESSENTIALISM”

he is now

considering that you need to be from Minnesota or a GIANT Prince fan to know that he’s from there, yes, many, many other musicians are much more closely associated with their hometowns.

“I’m 28 years old. I know who Prince is. Never have I ever had been around people, family, friends, work events, television programs, etc, where a Prince song was being played, relevant, hyped, or being passed around.”

what is the Internet for if not faux-fawning, faux-outrage, and porn?

oh trust me, if Petty died today, these same idiots would be all over this place, “fuck I loved Petty so damn much, how can i even go on?”

they are when the place of mourning is in the wrong place

no rules really, but you all look ridiculously childish and super eaget to jump on the “me too, i’m sad too” train for fear of missing out on something.

based on the comments, he actually made many people lamer

“Those who think only of “Purple Rain” when they think of Prince”

no fucking way in hell was Petty thinking that.

BECAUSE PETTY AND HARRISON PLAYED TOGETHER, THEY WERE FRIENDS.