Wait, when did this Paris streetcar go into service? I lived there in...2007, but I don’t remember ever seeing it or riding it.

writing. copy, creative, technical.

I’m sorry, but what is the problem with separating the art from the artist again? Assuming that you have a developed brain and are capable of such a thing of course.

Sometimes I think age of legal adulthood should be 30.

what is the female version of “bro”?

My opinion is that I wouldn’t watch this idiotic show even if i was paid to do it. You should have stopped after season one. The whole thing is pointless misery porn. I’m sad that it’s popular.

nobody really cares about anything until it affects them.

Holy shit the Gawker crowd is fucking insufferable.

it would impossibly difficult for me to give less of a fuck about beyonce without having been dead for at least a decade.

Hey Toyota,

HEY ASSHOLES BUILD A GODDAMN COMPACT TRUCK WILL YOU JESUS GODDAMNED CHRIST ALREADY

The new gen is so boring. If you can find a used 2013 sport with a manual, go for it.

Just chiming in to say that I bought a Fit Sport manual new in 2012. Still, 4 years later, I grin every time I get in the thing. Plenty of grip, just enough juice when winding it out, and I can “Fit” an absurd amount of things in the car. Plus, with tinted windows and a roof rack, it looks sporty as hell.

Then maybe you can answer: how can a boat “safely” turn around in that situation without getting broadsided so hard it flips over and capsizes? I can’t even imagine how horrible that 30 seconds or so it would take to come around would feel.

take a breath, that was a good joke.

holy shit that lawyer has the deadest eyes I’ve ever seen.

“The very coolest and most chill dude in the world will never play in the Super Bowl.”

Can you (or anyone else) explain why sports talk hosts take calls at all?

or if a single actual politician ran against him in the election.

nope, there is no huge boost of revenue. hotels are ALWAYS full here. restaurants are ALWAYS full here.