i mean, why wouldn’t they? nothing seemed original at all in TFA.

Yep. You nailed it. Finn and Rey were excellent. That is all.

What will really make it interesting is when the news finally breaks that the Dodgers landed Jose Fernandez.

I think the lesson to be learned here is this:

True, but you have to live in Chicago as opposed to SF. That’s like a 75% soul tax.

His WAR is like 80% based on his speed. He’s a nice hitter, but not a superstar hitter. That’s a lotta $$ for a good but not great player.

Have you seen the grass painting companies in the Southwest? ‘Cause people are painting their brown lawns green in the Southwest. Like, they’re hiring professionals.

SSSSHHHHHHH

That’s least endearing to you, east coast wanker.

I play Throw Golf (i just trademarked that) a couple times per year. You’ve gotta have a live, stretched out arm to even get through 9 holes without needing Tommy John.

You gotta Trader Joe’s nearby? Try their house brand scotch. I can’t remember which actual distillery makes it for them, but it’s hands down the best deal in alcohol history.

What is this, “Baby’s First Liquor List”?

Least his eyes aren’t burning out of his head from staring at a screen all day. Please, for the love of god, won’t someone invent a computer screen that looks like the Kindle? Wait, has someone done that?

It’s not SF burrito — it’s the “Burritos everwhere north of San Diego vs the Cali Burrito” debate, and the Cali burrito is an abomination born from the feeble mind and culture of San Diego.

Unexpected? The only two ingredients one should ever expect in a burrito are rice and beans.

Oh, Jesus Fuck, you’re from San Diego. So close to Mexico, such shitty Mexican food.

uh. what? in what shithole universe are burritos made sans rice?

B/c if you’re in, say, Southern California, and god help you if you are (shudders), you are often lost in a wasteland of strip malls, and Chipotle is the only non-burger/pasta/froyo option.

and vice versa.

Well, at least there’s video. I mean, people believe in the damn Bible.