I do too.

By “lame dad” I assume you mean, “adult.”

Well, of course, but don’t you think that commerce kinda handles itself? I’d argue that it’s more a fear of disrupting international commerce that keeps things relatively peaceful and stable, not the American navy. Either way, let’s say you’re right and than the navy and threat of US violence is what keeps the markets…

It’s not. It’s on Foxtrot Alpha. Look at the top of the screen.

It’s ok, I’ll say it for you. We cannot win with bombs.

WWII could not possibly be any different from this fight. The West cannot bomb an ideology that’s rooted in hatred largely because of bombing. Unless you literally kill every single person who might one day decide to strike out against the West. But if that were to happen, the West would have become the most murderous…

So Russia rolls into Syria and starts bombing up the place, no doubt killing hundreds, probably thousands of civilians. A terrorist group (allegedly) brings down a Russian charter jet in response. So Putin becomes enraged and vows more death? What the hell is wrong with people?

Huh, I wonder if you’re right. What’s your argument there?

do you derive any joy from being so hard headed? seems like the world must be a very grey, stark place to you.

because economics is far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, more important to all of our lives than ISIS.

there needs to be a lot more stars next to this post.

Americans were still pretty much British during the Revolution. That’s why only 1/3 were against them.

you cannot drop a bomb on unrest caused by disenfranchisement and lack of opportunity.

Do conservatives realize how they sound? You may as well just write in response to any post: “I’m incapable of seeing more than one side to any issue. I will stubbornly cling to my beliefs regardless of evidence to the contrary. The world is a terrifying place, and I’m terrified of it.”

holy shit holy shit holy shit. if you can’t see that climate change poses a far, far greater threat to civilization than ISIS, well, good lord, man, take a f*cking look around.

Have you never read Gawker before? They constantly bash democrats. All the damn time. Do something dumb, show up on Gawker. Just because Republicans are constantly doing far, far, far dumber things at a much greater frequency than Democrats doesn’t mean Gawker doesn’t call it like it sees it.

This is such a good take.

really, was bountygate that big a deal? these players already try to hit each other as hard as they possibly can, and they get paid for it. what’s the difference?

If there was any justice in the NFL, Adrian Peterson would no longer have a career.

No, that’s Babar.