speaking of arrogance, you’ve forgotten that libertarianism can’t possibly work in an urban society, whereas liberalism, as you’ve defined it, tries to facilitate the best situation for the most amount of people.

Uh huh. So Paris Hilton doesn’t just “have” money b/c of capitalism?

Once I turned 30, I realized that even people with jobs like “neurosurgeon” can still be total and complete idiots. It was shocking realization, but also one that I think signals you’ve made it to adulthood.

also, please don’t automatically lump “high earners” and “hard work” together.

The GOP does this about everything. Anybody voting for the GOP who isn’t very wealthy, has been voting against their best interests for years.

no idea if you’re wrong or right but do you know how i can apply for Canadian citizenship? that country appears to be moving in a direction that doesn’t want me to put a gun in my mouth.

Roger Moore was the best Bond. Prove me wrong.

“Goatees — How do they work?”

You’re telling me. I’m a columnist for an action sports monthly, and I had absolutely no idea it was possible to make that kind of money basically just talking out of my ass.

well, see, that’s the thing. you have to follow the right accounts.

What’s a “Kentucky”?

After living in SD for 6 months, I was ready to open fire too.

why even read the news?

NEVER IN THE DRYER. EVER.

to me, the fact that twitter is effectively an interactive rss feed is the sole reason i use it.

who are you, my wife?

this is definitely written by a person who has never bought expensive jeans. holy shit, there is a world of difference.

i wasn’t talking about from a technical perspective. the difference is not entirely superficial. twitter favors quickness, cleverness, and users who are good with words. it’s a more interesting and useful platform.

dude, i would totally have banged your cousin.

Dude, let me tell you, wash your damn jeans. Currently writing this in a pair of $150 Naked and Famous (fuck, they’re great).