What is this, “Baby’s First Liquor List”?

Least his eyes aren’t burning out of his head from staring at a screen all day. Please, for the love of god, won’t someone invent a computer screen that looks like the Kindle? Wait, has someone done that?

It’s not SF burrito — it’s the “Burritos everwhere north of San Diego vs the Cali Burrito” debate, and the Cali burrito is an abomination born from the feeble mind and culture of San Diego.

Unexpected? The only two ingredients one should ever expect in a burrito are rice and beans.

Oh, Jesus Fuck, you’re from San Diego. So close to Mexico, such shitty Mexican food.

uh. what? in what shithole universe are burritos made sans rice?

B/c if you’re in, say, Southern California, and god help you if you are (shudders), you are often lost in a wasteland of strip malls, and Chipotle is the only non-burger/pasta/froyo option.

and vice versa.

Well, at least there’s video. I mean, people believe in the damn Bible.

I do too.

By “lame dad” I assume you mean, “adult.”

Well, of course, but don’t you think that commerce kinda handles itself? I’d argue that it’s more a fear of disrupting international commerce that keeps things relatively peaceful and stable, not the American navy. Either way, let’s say you’re right and than the navy and threat of US violence is what keeps the markets…

It’s not. It’s on Foxtrot Alpha. Look at the top of the screen.

It’s ok, I’ll say it for you. We cannot win with bombs.

WWII could not possibly be any different from this fight. The West cannot bomb an ideology that’s rooted in hatred largely because of bombing. Unless you literally kill every single person who might one day decide to strike out against the West. But if that were to happen, the West would have become the most murderous…

So Russia rolls into Syria and starts bombing up the place, no doubt killing hundreds, probably thousands of civilians. A terrorist group (allegedly) brings down a Russian charter jet in response. So Putin becomes enraged and vows more death? What the hell is wrong with people?

Huh, I wonder if you’re right. What’s your argument there?

do you derive any joy from being so hard headed? seems like the world must be a very grey, stark place to you.

because economics is far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, more important to all of our lives than ISIS.

there needs to be a lot more stars next to this post.