Americans were still pretty much British during the Revolution. That’s why only 1/3 were against them.

you cannot drop a bomb on unrest caused by disenfranchisement and lack of opportunity.

Do conservatives realize how they sound? You may as well just write in response to any post: “I’m incapable of seeing more than one side to any issue. I will stubbornly cling to my beliefs regardless of evidence to the contrary. The world is a terrifying place, and I’m terrified of it.”

holy shit holy shit holy shit. if you can’t see that climate change poses a far, far greater threat to civilization than ISIS, well, good lord, man, take a f*cking look around.

Have you never read Gawker before? They constantly bash democrats. All the damn time. Do something dumb, show up on Gawker. Just because Republicans are constantly doing far, far, far dumber things at a much greater frequency than Democrats doesn’t mean Gawker doesn’t call it like it sees it.

This is such a good take.

really, was bountygate that big a deal? these players already try to hit each other as hard as they possibly can, and they get paid for it. what’s the difference?

If there was any justice in the NFL, Adrian Peterson would no longer have a career.

No, that’s Babar.

speaking of arrogance, you’ve forgotten that libertarianism can’t possibly work in an urban society, whereas liberalism, as you’ve defined it, tries to facilitate the best situation for the most amount of people.

Uh huh. So Paris Hilton doesn’t just “have” money b/c of capitalism?

Once I turned 30, I realized that even people with jobs like “neurosurgeon” can still be total and complete idiots. It was shocking realization, but also one that I think signals you’ve made it to adulthood.

also, please don’t automatically lump “high earners” and “hard work” together.

The GOP does this about everything. Anybody voting for the GOP who isn’t very wealthy, has been voting against their best interests for years.

no idea if you’re wrong or right but do you know how i can apply for Canadian citizenship? that country appears to be moving in a direction that doesn’t want me to put a gun in my mouth.

Roger Moore was the best Bond. Prove me wrong.

“Goatees — How do they work?”

You’re telling me. I’m a columnist for an action sports monthly, and I had absolutely no idea it was possible to make that kind of money basically just talking out of my ass.

well, see, that’s the thing. you have to follow the right accounts.

What’s a “Kentucky”?