this is a brilliant observation:

well, you drive hands down the ugliest car on the road. would literally rather own a Yaris.

Disagree. Well, alright, I don’t own a TDI, I admire(d) them from afar. Was oh so close to buying one last month, and was planning to pick up one of the 2016s. I can’t even fathom owning a VW now. I was willing to overlook the potential reliability headache, but now it seems that there’s no reason whatsoever to trust…

Agreed. And, to be honest, and I say this as a “car guy,” if you modify a car or a motorcycle to make it faster or louder, it shouldn’t be legal on public roads. I don’t want to be driving anywhere near people with modified exhaust, or who’ve turned off their traction control system because Top Gear said it was more…

I wouldn’t trust a VW anymore, ever.

Well, what do you expect? The iphone only came out in 2007. You can only make so many quantum leaps before the changes are incremental at best. It’s not really Apple’s fault. We’ve gotten used to all the whiz-bang capabilities of our personal tech, and now that it doesn’t seem so earth shattering anymore, the very…

sounds good but what’s a black person?

In my experience, some people are white, and some people are black.

When the democratic candidates sound as terrifyingly dumb as the republican candidates, then it will merit a post.

As one who attended community college, I was tempted to take offense to your comment, but boy, howdy, did I smoke a shitload of weed in my juco days.

you also have every right to flip off senior citizens for driving slowly but that doesn’t make you any less of an asshole.

college football gets on just fine without a damn tv timeout with every turnover or punt or kickoff. the nfl is basically 3 hours of ads with some mediocre football sporadically glimpsed.

This was also the strategy employed by the Mon Calamari in Star Wars. The rebel Star Cruisers were retrofitted cruise ships, essentially.

i think warships are super badass, but i hope you don’t truly think it’s better to spend money on death machines than it is our own people’s wellbeing.

you don’t even know why your making parts of your post bold. good lord dude.

all that and yet you’ve still managed not to read a book

Oh my dear holy lord what an idiotic statement.

CCCCAAAARRREEFUULLL — you’re making WAY too much sense for a Gawker audience ready to be outraged at the drop of a hat.

I am constantly amazed that there isn’t more discussion of how Will Ferrell and Ben Roethlisberger are CLEARLY the same exact person.

Spoiler Alert: This article also sucks.