exactly the same here.

It’s actually Leland Stanford Junior University. It’s named after the racist robber baron’s son.

I drive a Honda Fit.

Terrible name for a pizza. Makes it sound like it’s so gross, even Vince Wilfork wouldn’t eat it.

If it’s reality you want, why they hell are you paying attention to the VMAs?

difficult hops on scorched balls are just as commonly ruled hits.

they were asked if they thought it was a hit. that’s how interviews work.

the ball was actually hit incredibly hard. exit velocity was over 101 mph.

is this your first day in civilization?

“embodies the worst parts of 21st century capitalism and sports worship”

It’s racist to prefer the hotness of one woman over another now? Christ, can’t I just be a misogynist and leave it at that?

Yes he did. See the name “Ferrari?”

I’ve always felt that stock Ferraris were plenty “big, scary, and explode-y” enough.

The video had me making animalistic guttural noises of pure happiness. Please ignore mr. audiophile above.

The video kicked ass. Just sayin’.

well, yeah, but you know, we’re all like super enormous here too.

drunk asses are good for many things. learning things is not one of them.

Ha, that’s nothing. [MY LEAST FAVORITE PLAYER] “also took a shit on the field.”

what’s a motorcycle

And studied history and economics and U.S. foreign policy.