what exactly are you trying to say with this statement? “The one thing he lacks — the only thing, really.”

Damn. Had no idea this was happening. I can see the bridge from my house too, was probably reading Jalop yesterday right when this was happening too, staring out the window.

Something tells me you didn’t actually read the CR article...

angry angry bees

“The city of Glendale believes it deserves the same respect as the city of Scottsdale”

I think I can top that. A friend of mine is a wedding planner in Monterery, CA. Recently, she was at Pebble Beach, on a cliff overlooking the ocean, on a walkthrough with the bride and her family a few weeks before the wedding. The bride said everything was great, then waved her hand at the ocean, and said “you guys…

I think maybe you missed the joke.

The Tiguan is pointless AND terrible. My in-laws have one. We take it to Yosemite every year in the winter. It hauls barely more than my Honda Fit, is cramped for 5 people, doesn’t have AWD, and gets shitty mileage. Plus, the turbo exploded at 80k. It has nice power, and a manual trans, but other than that, a useless…

Would be nice to read an actual response to the comment, which is spot on.

Call a script “The Big D” then get mad a reader makes a porn joke about it. Oh, ok.

“As long as the woman is enjoying herself, who the hell cares what’s coming out of her body?”

A little late to this party, but, for what it’s worth, if my wife’s last name was cooler than mine, I would have gladly taken her name. (note: she did not take mine).

“A beer.”

being on the same team as a coach’s son was always the worst.

You know what’s interesting is that looking back on my childhood, I can’t remember a single baseball or football game my team won or lost. Not one. I remember my friends, the fun of practice, the thrilling joy of a base hit or an open running lane, and most of all, the pizza parties at season’s end. Did we ever win a…

You know what’s interesting is that looking back on my childhood, I can’t remember a single baseball or football game my team won or lost. Not one. I remember my friends, the joys of practice, the thrilling joy of a base hit or an open running lane, and most of all, the pizza parties at season’s end. Did we ever win a…

Feel the same way about the Bad News Bears.

“They’ve got a loaded backfield, linebackers for days, possibly the best defensive line in football, a receiving corps that would make Dan Fouts cum in his pants, and nobody who can throw the goddamn ball.”

That is because you have no sense of humor.

On behalf of all Californians, let me say: “Huh. Forgot all about Oklahoma.”