As one who attended community college, I was tempted to take offense to your comment, but boy, howdy, did I smoke a shitload of weed in my juco days.

you also have every right to flip off senior citizens for driving slowly but that doesn’t make you any less of an asshole.

college football gets on just fine without a damn tv timeout with every turnover or punt or kickoff. the nfl is basically 3 hours of ads with some mediocre football sporadically glimpsed.

This was also the strategy employed by the Mon Calamari in Star Wars. The rebel Star Cruisers were retrofitted cruise ships, essentially.

i think warships are super badass, but i hope you don’t truly think it’s better to spend money on death machines than it is our own people’s wellbeing.

you don’t even know why your making parts of your post bold. good lord dude.

all that and yet you’ve still managed not to read a book

Oh my dear holy lord what an idiotic statement.

CCCCAAAARRREEFUULLL — you’re making WAY too much sense for a Gawker audience ready to be outraged at the drop of a hat.

I am constantly amazed that there isn’t more discussion of how Will Ferrell and Ben Roethlisberger are CLEARLY the same exact person.

Spoiler Alert: This article also sucks.

exactly the same here.

It’s actually Leland Stanford Junior University. It’s named after the racist robber baron’s son.

I drive a Honda Fit.

Terrible name for a pizza. Makes it sound like it’s so gross, even Vince Wilfork wouldn’t eat it.

If it’s reality you want, why they hell are you paying attention to the VMAs?

difficult hops on scorched balls are just as commonly ruled hits.

they were asked if they thought it was a hit. that’s how interviews work.

the ball was actually hit incredibly hard. exit velocity was over 101 mph.

is this your first day in civilization?