“embodies the worst parts of 21st century capitalism and sports worship”

It’s racist to prefer the hotness of one woman over another now? Christ, can’t I just be a misogynist and leave it at that?

Yes he did. See the name “Ferrari?”

I’ve always felt that stock Ferraris were plenty “big, scary, and explode-y” enough.

The video had me making animalistic guttural noises of pure happiness. Please ignore mr. audiophile above.

The video kicked ass. Just sayin’.

well, yeah, but you know, we’re all like super enormous here too.

drunk asses are good for many things. learning things is not one of them.

Ha, that’s nothing. [MY LEAST FAVORITE PLAYER] “also took a shit on the field.”

what’s a motorcycle

And studied history and economics and U.S. foreign policy.

what exactly are you trying to say with this statement? “The one thing he lacks — the only thing, really.”

Damn. Had no idea this was happening. I can see the bridge from my house too, was probably reading Jalop yesterday right when this was happening too, staring out the window.

Something tells me you didn’t actually read the CR article...

angry angry bees

“The city of Glendale believes it deserves the same respect as the city of Scottsdale”

I think I can top that. A friend of mine is a wedding planner in Monterery, CA. Recently, she was at Pebble Beach, on a cliff overlooking the ocean, on a walkthrough with the bride and her family a few weeks before the wedding. The bride said everything was great, then waved her hand at the ocean, and said “you guys…

I think maybe you missed the joke.

The Tiguan is pointless AND terrible. My in-laws have one. We take it to Yosemite every year in the winter. It hauls barely more than my Honda Fit, is cramped for 5 people, doesn’t have AWD, and gets shitty mileage. Plus, the turbo exploded at 80k. It has nice power, and a manual trans, but other than that, a useless…

Would be nice to read an actual response to the comment, which is spot on.