Couldn’t have happened to a lamer, less-deserving team (the Giants, I mean).

totally agree with all of this.

No. A great deal of what the “Middle East is doing” (and by that I assume you mean the unrest there, and the anti-Western terror networks) is a direct result of US/Euro military meddling in the Middle East.

“I don’t like it at all. I don’t know anything about it. I don’t do it, I don’t use it, I really don’t want anybody to know where I’m at all the time or what I’m eating.”

Anybody who “hates” entire categories of beer merely on principle is a small-minded dolt.

That’s not an IPA glass up there in the image. That’s more of a Belgian tulip.

You realize that Serena won the US Open at 18, right? Both of the Williams sisters were elite women’s players at 16 years old.

So? Serena won the US Open at 18.

Hey genius, since you’re so knowledgable about tennis, I’m sure you know that Serena won the US Open two years later. She was already one of the very best female tennis players on earth, and she was smoked by a mid-low tier male pro.

You never put butter in the fridge (unless you intend to use a stick for baking).

that s’posed to be a selling point?

The only downside to how great cars have become lately is that there aren’t really any funny brands anymore. Kias are wonderful cars.

dude, those things are unbelievably sweet.

That EXACTLY sums up every single handshake situation I’m in with multiple dudes. The second guy is me, every time. Do people go to clinics to learn these or something? How do they know what’s coming, what to expect?

‘cause hand tattoos are always the right choice.

“New?” I’m still waiting for the first Transformers movie. (Original animated movie excluded, which is still 1000x times better than the Michael Bay shitshows).

“you’re not going to like the movies because the movies don’t really follow the lore, or the cartoons, or the Transformers Movie from the 80’s.”

lol

holy cow did you miss the point.

Huh? There are well-maintained gun emplacements with lengthy historical explanation signage EVERYWHERE on the coast of the Bay Area. There are monuments surrounding the Legion of Honor. There is Fort Point. There are AA missiles on display in Marin that rise out of their underground bunker for the thrills of tourists.…