Except that the hoop is a fucking inanimate object, and not the opponent you’re playing against. Find a better analogy, or just stay out of baseball comment sections.

sorry bro. you were owned and you know it. accept it.

Feel the same when Euros gush over Ford F-150s.

If I could strap only Kevin Smith or the head of ISIS onto a rocket and send them directly into the sun, I’d choose Kevin Smith, hands down.

WTF is a Testicle Festival? Not Googling for obvious reasons.

Um, “Testicle Festival.”

I absolutely love baseball, so this isn’t an anti-baseball screed or anything, but these rules about having to touch the proper base on what are essentially ceremonial trots are so so stupid. You hit a HR? Who gives a shit if touch ‘em all? Bases loaded walk-off walk? You’re seriously going to call a guy out for not…

Uh huh. So what? I also read my New Yorkers cover to cover.

Correction: The ‘77 Buick Regal I owned in high school (‘92-’96) did not have a sunroof, but sticking my hand through the torn, tattered, and rusted Landau top was easy as pie.

not knowing why is exactly why you’re crazy.

What the hell people? Read your damn New Yorkers. You’ve got time to read Gawker sites but not the best magazine in the country?

+ like, 14

not when you’re discussing Taylor Swift.

It’s also probably worth mentioning that this Taylor Swift record is nigh unlistenable.

Huh? This post is essentially about Bejar and people who don’t like Swift.

Thanks for more eloquently stating what I was thinking. All I able to type was “FUUUUCKCKKCKKCKCKKCASDJASDOJV”

“I had this sneaking suspicion that Taylor Swift might be the dominant cultural theme of her generation and that I should listen to a song by her because I had never heard one. This was a couple of months ago. So I checked it out, and it gave me the willies. It wasn’t a reactionary thing. It was more from just hearing…

On a related note, Matt Millen’s “Learn to be a GM” workshop is still accepting reservations.

how have you managed to even navigate yourself to this website?

“For whatever reason...”