We do know the end of the story:

90% of Internet comments are basically:

“No scene in fiction is ever “necessary”

Oh goddamnit Yelp is not a hipster thing. Hipsters hate Yelp. For god’s sake.

This is basically what my brain is going through 90% of the time I’m driving.

just the thought makes me hungry.

Never understood why other guys wear billowy shorts underneath their pants. Boxer briefs for life.

“This is why we’re lucky to live and drink in an age when serious brewers are finally starting to devote attention to elevating this previously lackluster style.”

400 stars?

I’m sorry. All I can think about is what a dipshit name Kolton is.

If you don’t like olives you can fuck right off

Avengers 2 sucked in pretty much all ways. I sincerely wish I hadn’t seen it.

The only news that ever needs to be reported when it comes to Madison Bumgarner is that he once dated a girl also named MADISON BUMGARNER.

ooohhh, somebody’s taken a critical theory class.

And in 99.99% of people’s social understanding and relationships you mean.

God, fuck that fucking team.

Ha. Can’t sit through a football game to save my life. Will watch each and every pitch of every game.

What the fuck are you talking about? everybody cheers home runs dude. My voice is hoarse right now from yelling my damn head off when Alex Guerrero mashed a Bumgarner fastball practically to Oakland a couple hours ago. No idea what you’re talking about.

the fuck is lacrosse?

Sure SADDAM wasn’t the nicest fellow to his opponents but IRAQI society was more cosmopolitan. In comparison to his replacement SADDAM was much more preferable. At a minimum he wouldn’t have bankrolled worldwide terrorism. There probably wouldn’t have been an invasion of Afghanistan (obviously not this part) nor an…