what about the part about having removed 7 or 8 thousand brain tumors?

“ I’ve probably taken out 7,000 or 8,000 brain tumors”

Americans, god love us, would rather be “individuals” rotting in our cars on gridlocked freeways than read timetables and use public transit.

You pretty much just described Saddam and Iraq perfectly.

“watch the world economy burn if they had to”

The right answer is ramen for breakfast. I mean REAL ramen. Not the packaged brick of MSG. Legitimate, handmade, delicious as hell ramen is the greatest breakfast. Go to any city with a good-sized Asian population, and those people are slurping noodles for breakfast. You would too.

Probably nobody.

“Obama is a petulant child with an oversize ego.”

thank you.

Except that nothing in this video is out of the norm. All the styles represented in this would be considered trendy. Hipsters at least in the classic sense, were always the furthest thing from trendy. That was the point.

ah, makes sense. thanks.

The Marina is terrible because of the people who live there, not because of the views, beaches, green space.

1) everybody eats/drinks on Muni

I’m a bit confused about the status of the F-35. So they’re officially serving as part of squadrons now? How long has that been the case? I was under the impression that they were still working out all the bullshit.

As someone who once took pride in being a hipster, back when that term meant basically the exact opposite of what it means today, I can assure you that nobody in this ad is a hipster.

This city is filled with people who went from college to making six-figures and they cannot seem to understand that they aren’t compelled to blow all that money on wildly overpriced luxuries like private buses that cost 300% more than public buses. It’s insane. The last few years it’s been a race to “reinvent”…

Buses in SF cost $2.25 and the fare is good for about 2 hours-ish. Leap is $4 more. Do that twice a day, and that’s $200 extra per month just for some ugly purple lighting and the opportunity to spend $5 on coffee that you could get for $3 at the corner store and carry with you onto Muni.

Oh my god. Oh my god. You don't even know any Star Wars fans.

No way in hell that shit’s breaded.

F*cking magnets — How do they work?