Comment if you must. But there isn't a true Star Wars fan on earth who didn't get weak in the knees with joy because of that shot. If you didn't like it, you're obviously not a Star Wars fan, so why bother commenting?

"That shot was way too self-conscious and just sucked. Looked like he was talking to the camera. Ugh."

If you're making a Star Wars series that picks up where the last one led off, how and why exactly would you leave out the main f*ing characters?

Yeah, you do, but posting contrary "meh" opinions just for the sake of being contrarian is one of the worst things people do on the Internet.

If there's one thing that says "San Francisco" it's a dually-driving dude from North Carolina riding a horse.

Flawless Victory

"in addition to covering their hair, arms and legs, women are supposed to exercise in a female-only environment, out of view of men."

Live east of the Mississippi do you? Wherever that is...

Yes, but, to be fair, none of these records should be on any best of list. Ever.

"It's not even April yet, and it has already been an excellent year for new music."

"The New York Times, a grandfather clock that tells you what time it was five minutes ago"

If you really want to get people freaked out, bring up Pliny the YOUNGER.

Eeewww, but then you have to go to the monstrosity of a Stone brewpub.

YOU WILL GO TO TORONADO. TORONADO.

That Bud was probably really good. After years of professional beer geekery, I'm always a big fan of Bud on draft.

Ever been to Scandinavia? Dark and cold as fuck for 9 months out of the year. Those people drink 24/7, don't exercise all that much, and are typically happy as clams.

Nah, mostly I've been tanning in the backyard out here on the best coast.

Finally! A teenaged girl pop star! How did we get along without her for this long?

I'm on my 37th year of not filling out a bracket because college basketball is the most boring, pointless fucking ever.

Boring. BBOOOOOOORRRRRIIIINNNNNGGGGG.