Yes, but can I 3-D print a 3-D printer? Hmmm?

yes, that is obvious from your avatar.

No such thing as a beautiful blue jay. They are all scumbag asshole birds, loud as fuck, always disturbing campsites. Kill all blue jays.

Hey Tyler,

What the fuck is a Waka Flocka?

Can we plz talk about that Mario watch tho?

I realize this isn't the case for everyone, but I'm a professional writer who does occasional photo and video editing, and the only time I ever use a USB port on my MBA is when I have to print something out, or when I backup my HD, both of which happen twice, three times a year tops. Almost all of my data is cloud…

Interesting. I found it sad for those exact reasons.

"I absolutely don't believe in monogamy."

If you absolutely don't believe in monogamy, then certainly you must respect those of us who absolutely don't believe in open relationships, except in extremely specific cases.

don't you do that. don't you cave to the outrage police. your post was hilarious and these people need to lighten the hell up.

ooooh, god. can you go away please?

Dude. Dude. Come on.

I realize this is a pessimistic approach, but this kind of story almost makes me want to side with the climate deniers camp. Not that we're not f*cking up the planet, but that, hey, oceans dry up all on their own. Let's all drive Corvettes until the end.

The fuck is Dez Bryant doing anywhere near a Walmart?

so fucking weird

Saison yeast can be very, very expensive. Prairie may very well cultivate their own, but I doubt they do.

The regular ole' Prairie Ale is phenomenal and cheaper than Prairie Hop. Easily one of the best saisons available in the U.S.

The fuck is a jamoke?

Benny Hinn. He was my granpa's idol (grandpaps is also a pastor).