In case many fellow atheists are out there thinking, "this church must be really weird," no, it's not. That's standard non-denominational/Calvary Chapel/Assembly of God type church weirdness. I grew up in a church like this, where we'd have guest pastors come in all the time and "slay people in the spirit." Our…

"You expect these guys to all drive a Ford Taurus to work, buy flannel shirts and jeans off the rack at Walmart, and eat spaghetti and meatballs every night at Olive Garden."

Big deal. You see The Avengers? They destroyed way more shit in that movie than ISIS ever could.

Dude, that forecast is SHITTY

I spent two years as a vegetarian, including a terrible six months as a vegan. I also did not get enough nutrients in my diet, and when confronted with a carnitas burrito one day, I, well, I acted like these deers here.

Kershaw missed the first month of last season and won the Cy with one of the most dominant seasons in baseball history.

I'm afraid you may be taking this comment thread a tad too seriously.

"I think of myself as a pacifist, I'm a guy who is fascinated by the technology of war but would rather that time and money be put toward scientific endeavors that can benefit all of humanity. I hate war, I hate even the concept of war. I would have no moral qualms with us with killing every man woman and child in…

"A product that speaks to their deep emotional bond with their partner and hopes for the future."

Oh my dear God, I can't imagine marrying a woman who gives a shit. The only people I know walking around with giant rocks on their fingers are miserable people, usually in miserable marriages.

If you are proposing to a woman you know so little about as to be surprised at her reaction to something like a synthetic diamond, you need to slow it down and actually get to know her first.

Please, man, can you stop with putting "[word(s)], man" in every damn headline?

"Hates Drake and Nicki."

I think the "xxx, man" thing has run it's course, man.

"Edge of Tomorrow" needs to win all of the awards. Hands down, the most enjoyable movie experience of the year.

Because the normalizing of steroids leads eventually leads to a game in which to compete, every player has to do steroids.

you guys really need to figure out a way to keep Gawker staff from being at the top,or even in, the comments sections. looks like a giant circle jerk.

Adults should also not be reading Jezebel.

Yes.

agreed.