Pliny the Younger is the crazy one though. The beer that people wait in line for HOURS to drink, at the few bars that get the limited release every February.

Yep. So true. Or, by yourself, fishing with a Bud in your hand.

better, but still terrible.

Ugh. Based on your terrible taste in music, I'm guessing late 90s Barry rocked muttonchops, a wallet chain, and a soul patch. Gross.

AL FRANKEN

Ok. "Wealthy" relative to the rest of the entire world.

No, you're not alone. Sea Change is his best, and I'm willing to bet he'd agree.

But it was better when it was called Sea Change.

OK Computer will be remembered far, far after everybody has forgotten Time Out of Mind. I already had, in fact.

You are literally the only person on earth, including Allison Krauss, who thinks that.

I liked Morning Phase a whole lot better when it was called Sea Change.

This song is also light years better than anything Beyonce has ever produced.

I like this.

I've listened to Beck's album about a zillion times, and Beyonce's only once, this morning, after reading this post.

Here's my solid gold piece of advice as a professional journalist: Be one of the few articulate participants in a chosen hobby that has a relatively decent-sized media presence and which—here's the important part—doesn't typically attract the well-spoken.

Took me a few minutes to work out how BARACK is spelled. Had to Google it to be sure.

Idyllic, sure. If you love nothing more than guys with flat-billed caps and soul patches who can put together entire sentences consisting of nothing but "Bro" and "Dude."

AND GET RID OF THE CAMO UNIFORMS

Where did the Pads find all this money all of a sudden?

Ok fine. They don't pay all the taxes they should be paying.