Models — professionals renowned for their thoughtfulness — singing a popular song by a popular artist. Your outrage threshold might could use some recalibrating. Read more
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do you believe their glee was borne of their love for the word or their love of a popular song, hazel? Read more
Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching somebody in the dark. Read more
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Sounds like this movie needs more Charles Grodin and Bonnie Hunt. And maybe a St. Bernard. Throw in the kid from Step by Step and we’re really cooking with gas. Read more
Can we get one of these task forces in Washington D.C., too - not to mention, most/all of the state capitals? I want to see Hollywood offenders stopped, of course, but I’m not convinced that politicians are any better. Read more
Yes to everything you wrote. Exactly. Read more
For someone who makes a living killing innocent larvae, you’re A-ok in my book LAT. Rock on! Read more
I just called my wife female, and she said, “Yes?” Read more
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You keep your cockles to yourself and out of the ficus. Read more
That photo looks like the cover from first issue of “Obvious Rapists” quarterly. Read more
It turns out “Canteen Boy” was based on true events. Read more
Gotta stay in their good graces, apparently.
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She didn’t marry him for his language skills. Read more
He gave his life to stop us from nuking ourselves and you don’t even have the common decency to put him on this list! Read more
AI? In the top ten? Really? Read more
Maybe he was good at it off screen, like how Quint was good at fishing, just not in Jaws. Read more
Sometimes a legend goes out with Street Fighter and it seems so unfortunately ill fitting. Sometimes they go out with Lucky and it’s great. Read more