Event Horizon???

I remember when Rainbow Dash said she was gonna make Equestria great again. Instead she just allowed the unwashed mules and Shetland imposters to stroll right across the borders. Sad.

He looks like the kid from Mask straight up ate the Fat Bastard character from Austin Powers, causing both bodies to merge into some unholy Lynchian abomination of flesh and ginger hair.

Some industrious employee at AV Club should really embed dicks all over this entire site. It’d be quite representative of what this Kinja debacle has done to what was formerly my favorite site on the web.

Penis penis penis penis penis all day long. Penis penis penis penis you’re so big and strong.

Heavier and slower, in my experience, can only be a good thing. At least musically speaking.

It’s too consistent apparently.

Something something about those who make art do and those who can’t write articles for A.V. Club.

Kinda how a fuckton of white folks have given Trump pass after pass for his fuckery?

Sure, let’s overanalyze something as simple as the pummeling, sludge-drone of Wolfe, as opposed to, you know, just listening to it and absorbing it for all it is. Pure eardrum-punching bombast. Maybe it’s just the doom-metal fan inside me but Chelsea is one of those rare artists who, in my book can do no wrong. This…

Then you’ll be running in the shadows.

Damn, time to pour some rye and put on Tennessee Whiskey.

Meanwhile, my series of pics of Yorkshire terriers dressed like the Munsters languish in obscurity.

I hope I win! Or lose? I’m confused.

I remember Wall of Trump Hate’s big hit. How did that one go? Oh yeah, “I’m on a Mexican radio bloviating on about Muslim rapist Daca babies, whoa oh-oh”.

Thank god we live in a nation where I can buy as many dildos as I want without the government stepping on my constitutional freedoms. ‘Murrica baby.

Waiting for the obligatory Breitbart wanderer to comment “boys have a penis, girls have a vagina”.

Son, never trust a man who doesn’t drink because he’s probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They’re the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks…

So I’m supposed to believe this nonsense that a bunch of dumb ass anarchist college kids who just took their first polysci class and discovered Marx and Rage Against the Machine, show up to rallies with masks and bats are anti-fascist? I’m sure this video is completely unbiased.

Words are hard.