If I was Bill O’reilly I’d be all over that hot piece of alt-right trash.

Remember when Sorely Vexed ripped off my post about Pepperidge Farm, of which I ripped off from an old family guy skit, of which was in turn ripped off from old Pepperidge Farm commercials? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

I’ll tell you where, he was on Kashyyyk, playing Nuna-ball with the Wookiee.

We still don’t really know what happened on Hoth. May never know thanks to Shillary acid-washing her servers. But we’re supposed to believe it was a droid and Han Solo?

Freakin’ Obama!

Member when America wasn’t a nation with a narcissistic, self obsessed baby-man as president and we weren’t teetering on the edge of political violence as a daily possibility? When Nazis were ashamed to speak out for fear of ridicule, before the internet had become a wretched hive of villainy and Pepe memes?

Member when Obama just sat in that kindergarten classroom while the twin towers were under attack? Pepperedge Farm remembers.

He opened and read it, it said they were suckers.