Here come the liberal tears!

Progressives can’t be mad about something in 2016 without using certain words, and “appropriation” is one of them.

Lots of liberal tears in here.

Take a shot at white people on Jezebel and dozens of white people will star your comment. News at 11.

But don’t worry—it’s not like militant groups are planning on patrolling polling places

Keith Olbermann is an asshole. This isn’t news.

Jezebel also danced on Scalia’s grave when he died. The sociopaths who work here have no souls.

Meanwhile you probably think the Charlie Hebdo cartoonists got what they deserved because they disrespected a religion. And you probably hate Bill Maher.

“WAAAAAA! The offensive cartoon hurts my feelings! WAAAAAAA!”
—you, and the Muslims who shot up Charlie Hebdo

Unfortunately Mama Doo and several other Baby Boomer women are voting for the racist ball of ear wax, and I can’t get over viewing their votes as a betrayal of all women.

I get that. I feel pretty much the same way but my evil side does get a chuckle from it. Just like in high school when a bully at my school got his house toilet papered. It isn’t nice, I would never do it, but still.

Oh, I’m bummed that the star-defacing guy gave himself up. That was some stellar work there!

Plus, if some white hick in only his underwear has torched an Obama sign, people around here would be referencing slavery and Jim Crow. Their morality is very fickle.

Dammit, should have known when he started in on the self-hating white folk schtick.

Stop arguing with LocoJones: he’s a known troll who bounces in, says something from the alt-right shitholes he usually inhabits, and then laughs or doxxes any users who continue to argue with him. Just dismiss him and leave his own posts in the grays. Stop responding to him.

I think her story has been done and is not worth a movie.

I can, but it’s really not on me to educate you. Try googling.

Clint Howard as Hemingway would be amazing.

I was making a joke too. Clint Howard is Ron Howard’s unique-looking brother who appears in most of his bro’s movies.