The other day I was drinking wine in my cozy middle class neighborhood when I ran out of wine which means I have to get in my VW and drive to Trader Joe’s and there’s like this one minority homeless guy on the way that I just KNEW was going to try and make eye contact with me through the window.

Somewhere in the near future, some smug little shit is sitting in a suburban rambler, looking at how much he pulls in ad revenue off the websites. He is justifying his fake news by claiming he’s helping us learn about ourselves and how to be better researchers.

No, they’re just gaslighting.