If you’re that Photoshop-illiterate, just stay off the fucking internet.

Megan, sweetie, hack blogger, cunt, please listen— you lost. Deal with it.

Melania is the hottest First Lady this country has ever had.

Oh god, my FB memories just recently showed me a post I made about what an apocalyptic nightmare scenario a Romney presidency would be. I want to find a time machine and go pat my past self on my little head and tell myself “oh just you wait my precious, naive little flower. Just you wait”.

Yet you probably HATED Romney back then. I had Facebook friends who claimed to be crying from relief when he lost to Obama in ‘12.

I guess you shouldn’t have whined as much back then, or been so smug when Romney lost.

*hugs* I hope you’re doing ok. Feel better. Know that you’re always welcome here.

Time to stop tone policing the doomsday comments and make myself right with the Noodly One.

Don’t forget, he dumped his then-wife, Donna Hanover, by announcing it at a press conference without telling her first. I mean, it’s no, “Lying in bed recovering from cancer surgery,” but it’s close.

They can be prejudiced. Racism is the ability and will to act on those prejudices to the detriment of minorities.

No. Progressives are to blame bc they didn’t think America had this ugly an underbelly and therefore they needed to vote against it.

Right. Obama took your guns, and Giuliani’s “leadership” is intellectual projectile vomit.

Your rage is impotent.

I don’t remember Giuliani being this hideous back in the day. It’s like the craziness and sociopathy in the Trump circle is catching.

GOOD.

Trust me, sweetie, everyone knows about identity politics now. You don’t need to live near a university to see what’s trending on Twitter. But people working 60 hours a week to feed their family fast food don’t really give a shit about which pronoun some pampered attention-whore prefers, or about the safe spaces of…

You think a grown man should fight eight teenage boys while he’s unarmed with his wife?

We have Pam and Bev and their ilk to thank for the whole, you know, trainwreck disaster dumpsterfire apocalypse-bringer election.

Just like the noose around Obama’s neck isn’t racist, right? Just a handy coincidence.

If you refer to a black person as an “ape” there is no way in HELL you are not being racist. I’m sorry. This is not a case of “you misread my comment thooo.” It’s blatant racism.