And risk the eight teens beating him and his wife up? That wouldn’t be smart.

A friend of mine insists on only referring to Barron Trump as “Melania’s anchor baby”, which gives me life.

Kids are violent dicks.

Teens find excuse to cut class. News at 11.

10 to 1 he realized that without a gaggle of goons he was going to get his ass kicked if he tried to respond at White Frat Boy Level 3.

At first glance whenever I see “Love Trumps Hate,” I think the person is saying they “love Trump’s hate.”

You guys loved this man when he was fucking with Bush.

You beat me to it.

I overlooked him originally solely because his show appeared on Adult Swim; I assumed that it would be another testosterone-driven cheap show that not only lacked appeal but would be offensive/sexist/racist/whatever.

Has SNL just stopped trying to be funny?

Remember when John Oliver dared Trump to run?