Democratic National Conventions turn me into a cheesy sap.

What a time to have been alive. I remember ganging up with some fellow second-graders to lightly bully a boy who had loudly declared that his dad was going to vote for Bob Dole.

Obama’s made me cry for sure

HOW DOES NO ONE READ THAT LAST LINE AND NOT HAVE THE AUTHORITARIAN ALARM BELLS GO OFF!

Crap on a cracker, he actually said/tweeted “those people?” He is an horrible person and anyone who votes for him should be ashamed.

Because that’s fake.

Then he told me Trump “makes a lot of good points” and I have a hard time looking at him anymore.

Yesterday I watched Killer Mike stand on stage and lead a crowd at the Panorama festival in a “Fuck Trump” cheer. He was clearly angry that Bernie Sanders had lost, as he was one of his biggest supporters and had really worked on advocacy on Sanders behalf. And since he’s a damn smart guy, he also finished off by…

if deported, he would commit violent acts in other countries, against other innocent people. deportation does not save lives. he should be behind bars.

If that were the case, we wouldn’t be reading about it at all.

Is that what it’s all about now, just picking some minority person to pander?

“White people are boring,” says boring white woman.

And now we all get to literally compare her with Michelle, one of the best First Ladies in history.

Between this and the Trump/Pence logo, I am now convinced that there is a maybe not-so-small group of Republican operatives secretly trying to bring down Trump from the inside.

“He will never, ever give up. And most importantly, he will never, ever let you down.” -Melania Trump

Supposedly she worked with her speechwriter for six weeks. Six. Weeks.

Did he ever stop talking about how fantastic he was for New York (liiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessss)

Uh... because she said “between you and me,” making it clear that it was off the record, and then broadcast it anyway?

Some of my favorite people.

Bring on the end of private gun ownership!