10/10 Pharrell rolled his eyes at the Jenna Bush-Hager apology, wrote the tweet, and rolled his eyes again.

“Jesus Hands” is a cute nickname! “Mohammed Hands” would imply he’s the kind of guy who rapes and marries 9-year-old children, so “Jesus Hands” is much better.

But if your last good nerve involves kidnapping and torturing an autistic man, it’s all good, because slavery!

White progressives be like:

Why does this bother you?

Now add up all of Clover Hope’s stories and find out which percentage were “black stories” and which ones weren’t. And you chose to question Locomotive’s wisdom, so it is your job to educate me.

As a white dude, I cannot imagine how exhausting that additional burden must be.

Clover Hope wrote an article about black people?! How rare!