Are you a woman or a gay man? Locomotive Jones has never been sure, and he wouldn’t judge you for being either, Locomotive is just curious. Your use of reaction GIFs makes Locomotive Jones think you are either a bulbous, lonely, and ugly woman with too much time on her hands, or a spidery queen who probably quotes…

Keep laughing. Locomotive guesses it’s easier to think the world is a just place when you assume all your enemies are sexless, socially-retarded idiots, but there’s a good chance someone like Locomotive Jones is fucking your sister. Locomotive Jones doesn’t espouse his political wisdom until six months into a…

Wow, a progressive actually used a white person for one of their reaction GIFs. Nine times out of ten, it’s an obese black woman rolling her eyes, since white progressives love to use POC as their personal props. Well done!

I saw it with my own eyes but okey.

I’ve been lurking here for a long time and he’s literally never posted a rape or mutilation image. I saw you guys start accusing him of that about a month ago and it’s complete bullshit. I even went through all of his previous burners and never found anything like that. Do you think if you scream a lie loud enough…

And if you find yourself siding with someone who regularly posts pictures of mutilated cats and rape gifs, well, that’s on you.

Locomotive Jones is literally obsessed with us. He’s expressed his interest in feminist women 10000000 times but can’t bring himself to actually speak to any of them in real life. It’d be sad if it wasn’t so funny.