Also, from what I understand, because I am a Dolphins fans, to see the Bucs play, you have to have a lot of alcohol in your system.
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The key to thanksgiving drinking is low abv most of the day and then killing it at the end with some huge boozy stout to go with the pie that will also allow to sleep like you don't have to wake up for three days (because you don't).
So that explains John Elway's long career!
If only he had some neigh-sayers around when he was taking those horse pills.
As opposed to dicking an unwilling co-ed?
So now they're beating memes to death too?
Finally. They finally took everyone else's advice and go fucked themselves.
Mattingly deserves to be in the Hall before any of the busted PED players or the so-good-their-team-never-left-the-cellar Astros from the 90s.
What Hannibal Buress did was to say "I believe you", and that changed everything. Why don't we tend to believe our women and children, until a third party steps up to the plate.
Fuck Bill Cosby.
I really like this. It's even told in "old wisecrack Jewish" voice.
One of the police officers gave Gervinho a baton to assist in crowd control, but the poor bastard couldn't hit anyone!
No, no, all the Raiders always play like that.
"Thats a Non-Profit Driven Corporation Full of Assholes"-Mark Emmert
When Dwight Howard goes off on somebody on the court, it's going to be worse than Kermit Washington's punch. It'll resemble that day in class that Jeremy spoke.
List of items that you can fit up her ass without the use of a shoehorn:
That's actually a Skyline Chili starter kit.
I used to drain 40s as a warm-up, too. And did anyone want an autograph? Fuck no. They just put me to bed.