When the Raiders first take the field, is there an average negative WPA or does it just stay at -0.99?

Fact: Lovie Smith must apply approximately 5 ounces of salt to Mike Glennon's neck when doing body shots.

Either Rogue or Sammy Smith's oatmeal usually work nicely.

I'm glad to see he's steered clear of neck or teardrop tats. That shit will ruin future job prospects.

I see at least one fowl during the play.

Send him to the Raiders. We're like the NFL's Mortal Kombat finishing move. A player can come in walking on a razor's edge, hoping for redemption, and the Raiders will crap all over it. In 4-8 weeks they're begging Janikowski for an extension on the $20k they borrowed at 25% interest from the Polish mafia.

When the EOTW TL;DR is 20 year old father leaves drunk wife at party and regularly shits on pristine floor, the commenters better have something good if they expect it to get attention.

So a hug bribe gives birth to the first world track championship event in Qatar? Sounds like forced labor to me.

After succeeding on the field, the Bills were also given responsibility for the city's budget, pension, and labor negotiations.

It seemed like Christmas came early when they had the lead. The issues started when no one would step up on defense. The Sixers cringed and hid in the lane, leaving shots uncontested. One man would need to step out and bring the defense to life. Of all the Sixers who would rush headlong into the breach and lead the…

As a fan of both Oliver Miller and Manute Bol, I enjoy the ability to graph using BMI.

Pretty exciting night for the cops. Usually they just get the same old "Where's the thief" calls.

Game left a $20 tip on the nightstand for the Bucs.

Chumps get knocked out. Only fools get pity.

That makes two posts about this guy. Enough is enough. I've had it with seeing those motherfucking snakes on that motherfucking head.

He used to be concerned about angina. Guess that's changed...

He'll never make the hall, but Boone will always have that beautiful shot off Wakefield. Good times...

Central Lutheran Church, obviously the training arm of Westboro Baptist.

A virtually hairless cat for the Brazilian Olympics. Subtle.

And make sure you invite this guy to your next Klan meeting. You two will get along fabulously. Not like gay fabulous. Didn't mean to scare you.