When he finally cut the mullet, he found 7 pairs of sunglasses previously thought to be lost.

Apparently they're also doubling down on a commitment to play in League One next year.

DC Comics has filed suit against the ferret for infringing upon Superman's trademark flight posture.

Shit...

Rib injury of the eve of a Sunday game. So fucking Philip Rivers.

They are obviously lollygaggers.

Gonna be a long time before we see a picture of someone trying to pants and fellate Mix Diskerud because the USMNT is headed to Copa America.

Meet your new Seattle Impact marketing team.

I didn't know Tiger had joined the priesthood.

"Somewhere in that conversation, I said, 'If you're still here after I get dressed, I'm going to punch you out.'"

Tragically all the girls were shot by local police prior to removing their makeup.

Playing in a frozen, desolate shithole inhabited by solely by hairy, aggressive beasts of minimal intelligence would suck. Hoth will seem like paradise.

What Collins did was truly courageous and I'd like to think it has opened minds in the NBA. Because of Jason Collins, the Lakers go out there and fuck each other sideways every night without anyone batting an eye.

"No, I've never been asked about my fivehead."

The last time an imam did that to a Greek, Constantinople fell.

I was with my wife and our recently born daughter, lying to myself about Jonathan Bender's potential. I can still remember thinking, wouldn't it be awesome if I could post a smart ass comment about this fight somewhere on the internet where likeminded jackasses could rank it's worth slightly below getting hit by a car.

Togther with Don Cherry, they're ready to get things poppin'.

Sources confirmed that members of the women's basketball team are indeed frigid.

Sidespin is having a logo contest. Start calling it the "Black Deadspin." I'm pretty sure all those guys are white too.

Tiger hasn't seen red like this since he actually had to get dressed for a final round.