and the presence of a large floating Padres jersey in the crowd.

Where did Dany get that giant-ass House Targaryen sigil banner? It was crazy-quick to get it hung in the smoking ruins of King’s Landing that fast, let alone sewn.

The tall guy in your first picture is Marcus Campbell, who is 7 goddamn feet tall. The women in your second picture are Caroline Wozniacki who is 5'10" and Ana Ivanovic, who is 6'. Kristin Stewart is 5'5" and she’s standing closer to the camera but it’s shot from a low angle.

It’s dumb, but I can see why the compliance officer might worry. I mean, once Calipari hears about this, I wouldn’t be surprised if half his players got “engaged” and all his “uncles” and “cousins” start getting him “wedding presents” off his “registry.” I bet lots of coaches are kicking themselves for not thinking of…

Moussa > Mousa

I looked up at him and I was like, I need to have his babies.

“I know, right!!!”