It’s too bad his respect for the agency and dignity of “all animals” doesn’t extend to the females of his own species!

more perfectly fine experiences for the rest of us who aren't enormous pricks ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

So...you don’t like beer? Ever been to a brewery?

Bullshit.

It’s not a matter of perspective, though ... did you watch the match? Once Neville got his head out of his ass and Ellis inserted her own, the USA was exceedingly lucky that they didn’t lose the match outright. It took a questionable VAR and a horrific penalty try to keep the match 2-1. 

I hope some news channel gets the accused server on the air and she just goes “I say this with great respect: Number one, he’s not my type. Number two, it never happened. It never happened, ok?”

Yeah, fuck that guy for making misguided statements about Mexican food. I guess that negates all his enthusiasm and advocacy for it over the years. Some people get offended over the stupidest fucking shit, I swear.

Is that shade 3.6 roentgen red? 

Another SAR Rescuer here: I agree...that was one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen. I saw people trying to explain that “the line” to the ground didn’t work, and here are a few explanations for that:

Cheeky

Nah, this argument is BS. You’re buying City’s propaganda hook, line and sinker. FFP is there (in theory) to keep teams from spending themselves to the brink of insolvency, ala Leeds, Portsmouth, Atletico Madrid, Borussia Dortmund... (I could do this all day)

If you ate the marrow from earthenware cups afterwards, you could call the dish Bone, Mugs, and Hominy.  

No, it’s the period correct coffee cups for that scene. The cinematographer says so because he shot it.

“THIS HARMLESS BIT OF FLUFF MAKES ME SO ANGRY!”

This had better get eleventy billion stars.

You’re right, coach. When I think “accountability,” I think Michigan State.

Bone to pick: this girl being trash isn’t a hall pass to disparage universities (USC and SDSU in this article alone) that a lot of us worked hard to get into and get through. You don’t sound cool when you suggest these competitive schools are worthless; you sound like an elitisit. If your point is that education is…

Well nobody really wants to go up there and get it, so they kind of have to let her keep it.

I would not trust this product. With the speed and force that jigsaws can move, I would expect the danger of nerve damage to be very high.

I would not trust this product. With the speed and force that jigsaws can move, I would expect the danger of nerve…

I once spotted Idris Elba in a restaurant and considered going up to him and saying : “Where’s Wallace? Where the boy at String?” I always imagined him being hugely entertained as I’m sure nobody has ever said that to him.