it definitely looked like an unbrowned chicken thigh at first glance

JFC what a moron!!!!! ughhhh i am glad i don’t see his twitts

What is happening to all my great commenting sites?! I’m scared.

We have to at least a LITTLE today, because I need someone to talk with about Trump putting Halloween candy on this kid’s head...then Melania doing the same right after.

Seize the means of production!

Yup. They’re why we can’t have nice things. I was going to call them vampire squids but that’s really an insult to actual vampire squids which are very cool looking and neither vampires nor squids.

Breaking things apart to sell the pieces of the carcass is a business model in private equity, so perhaps.

(So, we’re already dead and don’t know it, right?

:(

“Let’s not.”

Hi, Katie. The Axios URL needs some attention. It’s preceded by %20 which is screwing it up.

Looks like it but I hope it's not.

I don’t think anyone knows what’s going to happen. It’s a valuable brand, but you can’t run a sports news and commentary site without writers.

This all absolutely fucking blows. I don’t have much hope that my favorite little corner of the internet is going to survive all of this intact, but I do hope above all else that things go well for all the editorial staff from the entire family of sites.

let’s not??

I’m about to need an actual barf bag.

The cross-site revolt makes me very happy.

Here’s all the shit we really couldn’t cover today:

Is deadspin going to be okay?

It’s Jim Spanfeller.