It was a bad show.

Pick 6 kittens and we’ll tell you if you should vandalize the Friends building with spray paint or permanent marker!

I will continue to recommend that people stop going outside. Nothing good can come from it.

Rule for life:

This needs more stars.

I’ll cross that Rubicon. Friends blows and I instantly distrust the humor and sensibilities of anyone who claims to like it.

And a change of clothes, change of footwear, and a garbage bag. Especially with kids. Strip em down on the threshold of the car (only clean limbs are allowed in, Pack the muddy stuff up in a garbage bag. 

As Douglas Adams would remind us, having a towel on your person at all times is generally a good thing.

Yeah, I’m not too sure how much these will help. Energy drink, like Red Bull, for example, effectively split everything in half by trying to pretend that one can is actually two servings.

If we are going to demand Elizabeth Warren address problematic surrogates then we sure as hell better deman Bernie address his own problematic history when it comes to race. 

I am. It was a milquetoast, boring show, and it made future tv worse with several series doing “will they/won’t they” tinkertoy storylines that go on for multiple seasons.

I too am shocked to learn it’s eliciting this kind of fan behavior and excitement. “Thousands” of Friends fans swinging by the restaurant on a weekly basis? I could imagine a handful of people knowing the exact address and visiting as a lark, but not throngs turning it into a pop culture shrine to the most white-bread…

Friends fans who don’t realize TV is imaginary

The problem with this is that reproductive fitness and nutrition don’t tend to dovetail because bad diets don’t kill until middle age, leaving plenty of kids with a dead parent...but “plenty of kids” is the key phrase there.

I’m not saying it’s a bad show, but Friends wasn’t good enough a show to justify this behavior.

Thank goodness my single-serving Double Gulp doesn’t have a nutrition label. 

So Don Jr. Jr. is as stupid as the rest of the First Family of Grifters. Ivanka, at least, generally keeps her mouth shut unless she's reciting some memorized canned nonsense about empowerment. Jr. Jr. ain't in on the joke, that he's a joke, he's too dumb and has no self awareness. God I can't wait until these fools…

My boyfriend’s mom skipped a long weekend with her only grandchild to open a campaign office for our current Embarrassment-in-Chief. I don’t know what I’m going to say to her when I see her next, but it probably won’t be nice.

That’s discriminatory to dingoes. Come on, you know the dingo, any dingo, is smarter.

They’ve become a family of projectors.  They’re all projecting the things they’re doing onto somebody else.  Right now, it’s the Bidens.