Yeah, that seems like an unnecessarily gross descriptor.

I cannot express the depths of my loathing for the term “dump dinner.”  It’s disgusting.  There are so many other perfectly cromulent words for a one-pot dinner!

Why does he stand like that?!

The point is that she is now a seemingly well adjusted adult who is not just staying silent while a child rapist runs our government but actively lying to help him do so. 

I don’t do ANYTHING in the nude except shower (I would normally include sex too, but I haven’t had any in two years), especially not cook. Once I tried just hanging out in the nude in my apartment (I live alone) and ... meh. If I’m putting a towel down on my sofa anyway, I may as well just put sweats on.

I’ll have to try that next time I run out of shower raisin bran.

Takin’ a big chance there not giving Trump the kiddie scissors. Narrowly avoid a bloodbath.

oh...oh gawd...you can’t mean...ugh.....

Whenever I get bummed out about being lactose intolerant, I think about cottage cheese. It usually makes me happy about the same situation.

fuckin hell now i get it, thank you and also fuck you :/

He’s spent his whole life trying to fit in with the upperclass old money new yorkers, yet NOTHING of their class and manners has rubbed off on him. He is so vulgar! 

“Louis Vuitton...cost me a lot of money over the years”

Every day I’m finding ways to vomit that I didn’t even know were possible before.

Mint Xfce would work perfectly on this PC.

Please enjoy, an Ode to Shower Beer.

If possible, try out Linux as well. I say if possible because I’m fully aware it’s not an option for everyone, not just due to software compatibility but also hardware (I have 2 different resolution monitors and scaling support in Linux is still laughable but slowly improving.) So, if possible, try out Linux since…

I don’t even like to eat in the nude, let alone cook. Somehow the idea of getting crumbs on my jumbly bits squiks me out. That being said, one of the finest sensory experiences I’ve had is taking a painfully cold beer into a painfully hot shower.

Alright, I was trying to keep an open mind about the lasagne, but no. No mayonnaise, no sour cream, no cream of mushroom, no pecans in lasagne!

lmfao this imagery struck my very soul