He can’t even fire people in person, for fuck’s sake...

eh, I check the clocks on buildings when I’m in sight of one, but I have noticed that I might be in the minority on that one when I’ve pointed to them when others have asked me if I knew what time it was. Granted, they aren’t always working, so...

You see, a sane person would decry this as unfortunate, but predictable given the circumstances.

an added bonus, you can use an analog watch and the sun to figure out approximate cardinal directions.

There’s still analog clock faces on a lot of towers, and the fancy watches are all analog (I think?)

I’ve got a small patch kit from a bike store that’s about the size of a container of floss.  There really isn’t much to patching, the patches themselves, some rubber cement (sometimes the patches incorporate this), and a bit of sandpaper to scuff up the tube around the puncture.

Nitrous canisters are pretty similar, so it might be worth checking if anyone you know uses them, either professionally, or recreationally...

I believe they are steel? (or at least the ones I had were...)

you can probably carry this item and 2-3 cartridges for about the same volume/weight of a hand pump, and it’s a pain in the ass to get a tire up to ~60-70 psi with one of those things.

yeah, that’s a bit odd...

Heywood U Cuddleme posted a link that has more info:

I bet that’s part of their “training” so that if they shoot someone, witnesses will hear that and assume the person who got shot had a gun.

full disclosure... I’m not exactly sober right now...

I went to a small school that didn’t allow fraternities/sororities, and there was no shortage of red solo cups at the various off-campus house parties.

Isn’t this the classic example brought up by ammosexuals about how you “need” a gun?  - Just in case you are home alone and there is some weirdo creeping around your windows at night?

fraternities are trash.

eh, as much as I like drinking, and drinking with others who are drinking, I’m adamantly against coerced drinking.

I’ve never had one, but I think I remember reading they were (are?) a pretty staple food fish back in the parts of Asia where they are native.

Chesapeake seafood is pretty good...

I remember reading stories about these on alt.aquaria (or maybe it was rec.aquaria?) back in the nineties...  I take it you still have all your fingers?