But isn’t part of it realizing their kids may/will ask questions like “what’s wrong with you/her/him/them” or “what happened to your/her/his/their limb/face/skin/etc.”

He might not get nominated and return to his quarter-mil a year lifetime appointment.  It’s horrible.

so we are supposed to take uncorroborated second hand info over a witness statement?

I really hope so...

yeah, I remember hearing about “the 5 F’s” in the late 80s or so - I think it was: Find them (meet/get number), Feed them (dinner date), Feel/Finger/French them (as close to foreplay as these douches get), Fuck them (the only thing that matters too these douches), Forget them (because douches...)

I’ve spent a lot of time in bars, and I’ve never been in a bar fight.

“Since I was 14...”

I don’t want to dismiss or lessen the charges against him, but everything you said, and also, what about that bit with debt and baseball tickets?

Says the guy who violently raped his wife because his hair hurt.

The whole idea of a “pledge” is some bullshit

thanks.

holy shit...

pfft...

like, this, but with supernatural powers:

Martial arts are Satanic

There’s a reason why there aren’t outdoor cats in the desert...

I dunno, I think maybe if you get a strong enough person, someone who is really good at fighting, say, maybe a bigly fighter, they could probably fight a hurricane

Not that anyone who doesn’t carry a firestarter is going to bother, but it helps to actually practice building fires.  It’s not the easiest thing to do in good weather - most people can’t manage without a ream of paper and/or a pint of gasoline, and it’s even harder in the snow/rain, when most material is soaked…

and you did it anyway.

keys, tools, folder, multitool, flashlight, keys, pen, firestarter, lighter, tools, coins, grappling hook, etc.