I love being right, which is 99% of the time.

Or maybe she’s a lying attention whore.

Feel better, Lonely Stoner.

Thanks. It needs saying, once for every single time somebody says “I knew it was a hoax!” because there’s no security camera footage. I guess we know their take on whether a tree falling in the forest makes a sound...?

Yeah. It’s disquieting to see how much the commentariat has in common with the crowds at the Coliseum.

No. Kim Kardashian is a victim of robbery.

Are you trying to say something about how she and her family should be conducting themselves? Are you saying they’re not acting enough like “victims”? Please.

I guess having the money does make a difference. Us normies would just have to deal.

I’ve been robbed at gunpoint once and mugged more than once in my life.

While I do think the immediate threat is gone and the security was over the top I can understand having it.

I’m going to miss her so much, and I’m not even American. She’s one of the few bright spots in our news about American politics.

Stop trying so hard.

i want an all-women reboot of every male-dominated cast ever.

I know!

It will bomb worse than the Ghostbusters remake. You’re only going for the political message that buying a ticket sends, you don’t actually give a shit about seeing another tired ass heist movie.

With all the random junk in her hair, I don’t blame the birds for confusing it for a nest.

No, it’s sad that you’re a delusional idiot. Being an asshole in 2016 just means telling the truth.

Something tells me that white guy whose instinct is to call the police on a black man declaring that Black Lives Matter ain’t gonna be shit in a fight.

he still thinks the ones who commit suicide are weak and just can’t handle it.

Reading your comment reminds me of an observation from a podcast in which one of the hosts noticed the outrage from white people when people suggest their loved ones are bigots for supporting Trump. This mentality is a close cousin of the phenomena of white people who swear their fathers/grandfathers/grandmothers are…