For this slutty bisexual shitass, it is all about compromise.

Aaah, my story is not about the pursuit of condoms, but of the day after pill, in fair University where I lay our scene.

@JaneGalaxy: I know right?!

@cate3710: models everywhyere: ''mmmmm, potato..''.

@AnnaBanana: I read that and was all 'classic Naomi.'

@wandergrrl: look confused and go "uh, lion?''

@la.donna.pietra: sin wagon

@mrsjakeryan: Burqas leave more to the dirty, dirty imagination. Mmm-hmm.

@Nimnyn: Liberal feminists love superficial beauty pagents!

@G.O.B.: Come on!: ZINGER!

@MakeitRainDre: That was beautiful.

Don't worry guys, the church will apologize to the Nun in 500 years or so.

@hughman: I have a couple friends with HIV. We've got to the point were we can occasionally kid about it. Either you laugh or your cry, right? Of course, I know everyone is different, and thus respond differently.

I used to have a bit of a hate-on for parents, until I befriend a single mom raising her (now) two year old. It's not like she is wanting her child to yell and scream. I will admit the kid is spoiled, but if I can do some simple entertaining with putting a spoon on my nose and going "Spoon on noses? Isn't that…

In other news, the media finds out people can be weird when they blog! Both genders!

@dismantledwoman: I was at the park on day, when I was around 5 or 6. I saw this guy picking on his, what I presume, girlfriend. My Mom has hearing loss in one ear, and must not have heard the couple fighting, or else she would have stepped in.

@cuckoo chanel: My ladybits went all atingle. I squealed, and boyf came into the room running, and then looked kinda disappointed.

@sterlingsilver36: Jezebel is breaking up on me.

I'm pretty sure my driving will kill me before my perfume. Spritz on!

@sara cynthia sylvia stout: ......That man clearly does not understand my love for their chicken sandwich.