And some pregnancies are droughts, floods, and typhoons.

My girlfriend is really into anal as a concept, the whole "fucking a girl's ass sounds so hot!" thing. I tried it before, didn't like it, and didn't want to again. I ended up giving in, and had anal sex where I had zero enthusiasm for it.(Later, she felt guilty over this and apologized), under one condition: I fuck…

I would be thrilled if fat shaming was the least of my worries. "Do you need to eat that?" "Is it covered in gravy? If so, yes, and I will need seconds!" *find child to high five*

My current cat is the one cat I regret getting. I wasn't prepared for a cat when my girlfriend announced she was getting one. Now he attacks our ankles and our faces and bites all the time. But, like the young teen who gets knocked up by accident, we refuse to give him up.

There is a running joke that my girlfriend and I are pregnant whenever anyone's menstrual cycle is late. "You KNOW we haven't been using condoms!"

Shit, try explaining to your small town Christian Doctor that yes, you are a lesbian, but could you please get some hormonal birth control? My periods are rough, I can have bad acne, honestly, I just want some relief.

This is why I was deemed a bad lesbian.

Either that, or looking like a lesbian is tres chic right now. Not all hipsters are gay, but almost all ladygays are hipsters.

Freudian Slip?

I was thinking that exact song as well. And wondering why more men dont ask ladylovers how to eat pussy.

Duh, guize. They both have long hair. This just makes them gay ally activists. No worries, Fox News, they will just go home to their boyfriends after a long day of helping out the local homos.

Preach! I am another lesbian who doesn't want kids.

Its good to see that other people understand where I am coming from with the "I'm X, and I'm normal like you" thing. Humanity has a lot in common.

That is fair. I tried guys for a long time, convinced I just hadn't met the right one. I spent some time missing out on women cause I was trying men over and over.

Preach! As a gay lady, oral sex is kinda really important. My doctor said I shouldn't get it due to my age and sexual history, but that doesn't mean I didnt ask. The entire queer community, along with straight, would benefit from this.

As a lesbian, I feel as if my case is a bit different. I am already ditching the hetero paradigm to a large degree. In most states I cant get married, cant adopt, etc.

For me, my frequently stated "You do not fart in the same room that I am in" is a rule. At least people know that I am, deep down, secretly my mother like that.

I agree. Have you seen those straight people out there holding hands, WEARING WEDDING RINGS IN PUBLIC? Some of them have children, you know, and I shudder to think how they make them.

I bet the reason why I'm not attracted to them is the blantant gayness in me.

I was 16, and was told I kissed like a cow.