Thank God I am not a celebrity. It would be LOCALSTMARY- BABY BUMP WATCH, 925TH WEEK!

Oh God. I cry easily. Even when I am not that sad, it's just my eyes decide to cry. And so when it is something trivial, like I just have had a really crappy day and caring boyfriend asks about my day, my eyes leak.

Oh God. I cry easily. Even when I am not that sad, it's just my eyes decide to cry. And so when it is something trivial, like I just have had a really crappy day and caring boyfriend asks about my day, my eyes leak.

Story Time!

I am a smaller female; a 34B, according to crappy retail stores. However, due to a surgery, I have a inch and a half wide metal bar EXACTLY were the underwire of a bra lies. Since I am a B (AND WILL FIGHT ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE-) I use underwires to get some actual cleavage. But metal+ thin skin+ metal pressing…

@Kivrin: I agree as well. I mean, I'm not expecting some weird gymnastic artsy pose that involves at least 4 sets of double-jointed-ness.

The fact that she apologizes for when she thinks she's done something wrong is comforting. She might be weird, but obviously she cares (in her own, weird way) about people.

@Squabble: Women did the World Trade Towers? I haven't heard that one yet.

@through the rye: If I knew how to promote, I would.

No, it's cool, silly mistake. Know what is making males depressed? Chemical imbalances, their own negative cognitive behavior, and stuff that pertains to them. Not me, as a female.

"Why Don't You Love Me?"

@caffeinequeen: Well you will be busy (pus)sy-ing me in it. I'd wear that all the time.

I only dress 'sexy' during the summer. I am far, far more concerned with being warm in the spring, fall, and winter. As a result, I put on heels and a pair of shorts. Also, shorter shorts (people notice thigh more) help distract away from scars I have on my lower right calf. =(

@frankie22: I decided (while still somewhat drunk, admittedly) that I might as well get rid of my virginity, simply so that way it couldn't be a big deal. I didn't have sex again until a year and a half later. It meant nothing at all to me, it was no one in particular special, it was boring, it was in a bathroom.

I lost my virginity while still slightly drunk, just to get it over with. I held a conversation the entire time, and my legs got sore, so I asked if he was done yet. He replied he went limp a long time ago. We had a cigarette, and he asked about a scar I have.It held no significance, because making it a big deal would…

@SalutLaMiss...: I do that all the time.

@WillowWeen: Oh, mine is. Mine usually is.

@Understater: When I did some local modeling, people were confused. I'm not mindboggling pretty!

@lemurdufromage: I did high five those guys. I thought it was awesome that they are cool, and they thought I was awesome.

@kentuckienne: Haha, I always refuse the bag if I am just getting tampons, so I can twirl and toss the box. It's not my period, I call it ''Totally Not Pregnant Time"