I was on the phone with the Boyf, and shouted "Hey, they have super plus crotch cotton! I didn't know they made that! Sweet."

@iLoveChocolateMilk: I find it strange, Scott Baio seems radical right, wouldn't he not want teh wimmen having periods? It means we aren't pregnant!

I know that the "my best friend is black!" defense is crap, but he couldn't even find his own black friend? He had to go to his wife?

Istanbul (not Constantinople), for my adopted sister. She's from.....

@Angua: I fear that if I had kids, even more so ones who were special needs, I would promptly become an alcoholic,

@ritarocksnosalt: Haha, that reminds me of a close friend who was going through some depression, and mentioned how a baby would need her, love her, etc.

@Diziet_Sma: I'm not as close to some of my married with children friends, but I don't view it as personal. We are at different stages in our lives, it happens. It is not an insult, people grow and change.

Oh man. Just wait until she learns about lesbian women. They have no chance settling down with a man!

@andromache: I heard Scott Baio killed Kennedy.

@Zoerly: A part of me is all "No, it reminds me of the movies where the girl gets a makeover to get the guy!", only the girls get a makeover to please their friends.But then again, I'm 20 and do not have kids. I have no idea about anything. I am wholly inadequate to comment.But while that was my inital reaction, as…

@Grim Reaper of the Forest:

I am a size B, and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

@JustSmileandNod is a test-defeating star monster:

@Francie Pants: I have no idea how I would tape my dog to the refigerator. How did she get him to sit still enough.

@Thatiswhyyoufail: No, see, gays can adopt puppies, but straight people can't.

@Ultraprison!: Indeed! I love my significant other, and we both are broke. If he wasn't broke, I wouldn't mind.

My boyf couldn't stop laughing when I shaped my pubes into "Hi, Friend!".

I would. I would wear number 10. I have a tiny pair of B's, and damnit, summer is when I get to prove I have tits.

@Wandell: Hey, TMI is TS.

@MagImpalor: Oh Hi, I did that.Granted, my cellphone service had been cancelled, he lived an hour away and had a weird work schedule, and when I had tried to break up with him before, he cried and said he would become an alcoholic, and everything in my life was going to ruins.